Friday, September 9, 2011

Stuffing and Little Faux Hookers

The show toddlers & tiaras seems to take the brunt of disdain expressed by the public for its often shocking portrayal of the child beauty pageant world. In reality it should be the poor judgment of the shitty parents of pageant contests that should be brought into question.

First there was the mother who decided that dressing her pageant daughter up in a Dolly Parton costume complete with fake boobies was a good idea. When questioned as to what "those things" were, even the toddler knew that a three year old should not be prancing around on stage with stuffing in her bosom area.

But not to be outdone in the jackwagon department, another mother took her pageant antics to a completely new and shameful level. Case in point, check out this video clip highlighting how one woman thought that dressing her toddler up as a mini-prostitute was an appropriate and title-winning competition strategy:

What's next? Pole dancing in the the talent portion of the beauty pageant?
Totally disgusting ...I'm just saying...

Happy Weekend my lovelies! I hope you'll please excuse my sporadic appearance in the blogosphere lately. From time to time my paying job will require my full attention but please know that I miss each and every one of you while I am away. Thanks for hanging in there!!

xo The Empress


  1. Just when I think I can't find another reason to hate that show, they keep finding a new one for me.

  2. mega sad - the girl at the top doesn't even look for real

  3. No. Just no. No no no no no no no no.

    And now I weep.

  4. I saw that Dolly Parton episode, OMFG! She not only had BOOBIES but they gave her ass padding too so she had a badonkadonk. WTFF????

  5. @Vinny C: It is rather frightening to think what exactly the next parent will come up with to top the show.

    @David L Macaulay: Agreed, and gawd forbid this ends up being that little girl's ultimate claim to fame.

    @sugar-free-thoughts: It is wrong on so many levels for sure!

    @The Vegetable Assassin: Major WTF for sure! How the pageant officials even allowed that nonsense to happen is unbelievable.

  6. seriously, what is wrong with people?

  7. Just another reason why people should have a lisence to breed. The mother of that poor child ought to be locked up - for idiocy and horrific parenting.

  8. it truly shocks me what parents will do but then TV and society make it even more shameful by making money off it by airing it on tv. seems the media is only encouraging it by saying if your a crazy pageant mom we will put you on tv

  9. @Steph: Apparently a lot!

    @J.Day: I was thinking the very same thing this morning.

    @becca: Good point you have there. Somebody is definitely making money off of this crap.

  10. This is ridiculous to me. Ridiculous. Why would a mother do this to their child? I don't get it.

  11. Sometimes, all I can do is shake my head in disbelief. WTF?

  12. @Thank, Q: Probably because she isn't qualified to be raising a child. That child is headed straight for the stipper poles or a porno set once she gets out of school!

    @Danger Boy: Too right matey!

  13. Great post Empress - you hit the nail right on the coffin (where they should stuff the mothers) of this very sad statement on pathetic parenting.

    Cheers, Jenny

  14. @Pearson Report: Thanks Jenny, and seriously, what is the world coming to?

    @tracirz: Completely and then some!

  15. These parents are just giving ideas to pedophiles. Crazy shit.

  16. @Powdered Toast Man: Totally crazy indeed!

  17. Hey honey! How have you been? I've missed you so much while I've been gone, but I see that you've been busy as well.

    That woman who dressed her child as a prostitute needs to have a hooker heel shoved up her ass. Just saying...

    Love you! xoxo

  18. @Mrs. Hyde: It is so wonderful to hear from you! Thanks for stopping by. It seems that we have both been busy bees.

    Love your suggestion for that so-called mother!

    Miss you too!!! xo


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